"That best portion of a good man’s life, / His little, nameless, unremembered acts / Of kindness and of love." ~ William Wordsworth

"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

~ Mark Twain

"Who would’ve ever thought that more nude pictures would have come out under Bush than under Clinton?"

~ Jay Leno

"You know back in 2000, a Republican friend of mine warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we’d lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what? I did vote for Al Gore, he did win, and I’ll be damned if all those things didn’t come true."

~ James Carville